Friday, February 27, 2009

Harpise


Pata nei gardan k pichhe kuch hua tha.
Naam ka spelling v nei banta.
Baht taklif di sale ne.
700 ka chuna v lagwadiya.
Doctorni k komal komal hath k naram naram sparsh v kaam nei kiya.
Ek hapte laggaya sukhne me.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Chandaa.


Hangover ,even now.
Happened to watch DevD last saturday.
Mindblowing. Heartflowing.
Really liked it, especially chandaa.
Hatsoff !!!!:-)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sandeep's confirmation party


At- ramkrisna , pune camp.
Vivek phone me he.
Sandy khich rah he.
Here Kuldeep n me.
Pata nei,Meri cnfmatn hoga ki nei, iska treat le letehe. :-P

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

Aran karjun - part 2


Chhote chhote sehro me bade bade mulakate hote rehte he.
Dr sandeep and Er priyadarsi in their hometown togather after a long.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pareshan policeji


Oye, pata nei yar, kaha se ek police wala ko utha k agaya ye.
To mene dikhadiya. Apni pancard.
Hala ki, ye v duplicate tha. Color xerox.
Sory dosto, thoda close photograph nei le paya, inlogo ki.
Jaate hue, ttc boltahe, aainda esa karega to, andar kardengd.
Mene kaha, sale murkh ek to 500 rupiya gawaya, uparse adha ghanta time waste khya khud ka.
To, boltahe, humko bewakhuv samajhta he kya?
Mene dhire se bola, usme samajhne ka kya he?
Firse ekbar palat k dekha, to me mobile ko dekhliya.policeji ka photo khich rah tha.
Moral of the story - mera or ttc ka to timewaste hua , ab tumhara v thoda timewaste kardiya.
Gussa kya ????
Ha to, kya ukhad loge!!!

Pareshaan ttc mahasay


Station- solapur.
Ttc aya, me usko dekh k janbujh k sone ka acting karliya.
Usne ake uthaya, mene utha hi nei. Fir wo jabardasti uthaya.
Mene kaha, yar me so rah hu, aa tkt kon nikalega, andar bag me pada he.
Usne mana nei, to mene 100 ka note diya, bola chalejao bhaiya maaf karo.
Usko doubt ho gaya sayad, puchhne laga kaha bethe the,kaha tak jaoge, nene kaha bbsr to pune.
Wo kuch calculation kar k 980 rupiya mangne laga.
Me v 100 se or badha badha k 500 tak ofr kiya. Pata tha wo lega nei, q ki sahi me lag rah tha, mera pas tkt he nei.
Fir me apni pockt re tkt nikala to, uska muh dekhne laik hogaya. :-P
Fir wo gussa hogaya, puchne laga ye e-tkt he. Apni i-card dikhao.
Me ek xerox dinkhaya. To boltahe original dikhao.
Me bola, mera pas he, me nei dikhaunga. Gussa me pagak jesa hone laga wo.
Ha ha, aspas k sare pasnger mere barth me.
Maja agaya. Bola me police bulaunga. Ya fir agle station me tujhe mere sath utarna hoga.
Mene bola, police bulao.
Chala gaya wo.
Mujhe laga, or nei ayega wo.

Disappointed uncleji


Train me ye uncle aunty k pair ja rahe he.
Batchit kar kar k me thoda karib aa gayatha.
Avi, wo log jab khana nikale to auntiji mujhe khilane lage.
Ish baat pe disapointed unklji khidki k pas ja k us taraf muh kar k beth gaye.
Kya unkleji . . . Aap vi.