Pareshaan ttc mahasay

Station- solapur.
Ttc aya, me usko dekh k janbujh k sone ka acting karliya.
Usne ake uthaya, mene utha hi nei. Fir wo jabardasti uthaya.
Mene kaha, yar me so rah hu, aa tkt kon nikalega, andar bag me pada he.
Usne mana nei, to mene 100 ka note diya, bola chalejao bhaiya maaf karo.
Usko doubt ho gaya sayad, puchhne laga kaha bethe the,kaha tak jaoge, nene kaha bbsr to pune.
Wo kuch calculation kar k 980 rupiya mangne laga.
Me v 100 se or badha badha k 500 tak ofr kiya. Pata tha wo lega nei, q ki sahi me lag rah tha, mera pas tkt he nei.
Fir me apni pockt re tkt nikala to, uska muh dekhne laik hogaya. :-P
Fir wo gussa hogaya, puchne laga ye e-tkt he. Apni i-card dikhao.
Me ek xerox dinkhaya. To boltahe original dikhao.
Me bola, mera pas he, me nei dikhaunga. Gussa me pagak jesa hone laga wo.
Ha ha, aspas k sare pasnger mere barth me.
Maja agaya. Bola me police bulaunga. Ya fir agle station me tujhe mere sath utarna hoga.
Mene bola, police bulao.
Chala gaya wo.
Mujhe laga, or nei ayega wo.